and yet I fish... embroidered patch

Let any fish who meets my gaze learn the true meaning of fear, for I am the harbinger of death, the bane of creatures subaqueous. My rod is true and unwavering as I cast it into the aquatic abyss. A man, scorned by this uncaring earth finds solace in the sea.

My only friend - the worm upon my hook, wriggling, writhing, struggling to surmount the pointlessness that permeates this barren world.

I am alone.

I am empty.

And yet,

I fish.

🐟___🐟___🐟___🐟___🐟___🐟

Iron-on patch to show the dedication you have to the fishing grind. Never stop fishing. Even in your lowest moment. 

Comes with a free "and yet I fish" sticker! (as long as supplies last)

Size: 6 cm height × 10 cm length 

Material: embroidered polyester patch with iron-on glue backing 

Species: Cyprinus carpio (European/Common Carp) is a widespread freshwater fish of eutrophic waters in lakes and large rivers in Europe and Asia. It has also been introduced to many new environments worldwide and is now considered one of the worst invasive species in the world. 

This patch however will only invade the hearts of you and your loved ones, making them want to grab their can of worms and bucket hat before traveling to their nearest body of water.